Work avoiding again

I don't know whether to be ashamed and embarrassed....or intensely proud. I think the latter. Mum sent me an email today, that 'Your age in chocolate' one. I have received it about 10 times now, and for the last 9 have not been impressed (too much mental effort required for the maths the first time). So, I told her to send me something funny (preferably with no mental arithmatic required). She sent me the following. .....

Auntie Syl's version of Pole Dancing:


The next email was...

My version of Pole Dancing:


I guess I just need to tell the tale of Dad and the Easter Bunny and no-one will ever wonder why I'm such a fruitloop!